My “THANK GOD YOU FINISHED FINALS” present to myself came!
Jeff shares his Christmas-Bonus-Post-It-Notes with me in a moment of hilarity and terror.
(Do not make the mistake of thinking that’s my first glass.)
After several hours of nagivating through a holiday-mad Mall of America, I think my wino-ry is justified.
Cheers, Tumblr!
my BJ finger is tired.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.
There’s a specific finger for BJs? You have a particular BJ finger?!
SHIT I’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG.
Well, if it makes ya feel better, they sell camo lingerie in Fargo.
I want to apologize for yesterday.
But in my opinion;
♫THE MOOD WAS RIGHT, THE SPIRIT’S UP,
WE’RE HERE TONIGHT AND THAT’S ENOUGH.♫
♫SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME,
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME.♫
This song is half the reason I hate Christmas music. The other is “Christmas Shoes.”
If this gets stuck in my head, I’m going to find where you live and shave your head in the middle of the night.
No, YOU’RE being extreme and irrational!
This particular giraffe would most definitely like to be a firefighter, but he lost his hat!
We went to the Lincoln Park Zoo to see all the pretty lights!
My brother came to visit me in Chicago! We wandered all around downtown. This is me on my tippytoes and him bending down. He’s tall.
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